| Regeneration : |
5410 |
| Luck : |
533 |
| Energetic immunity : |
16001 |
| Trade sense : |
379 |
| Initiative : |
3253 |
| Defence : |
3164 |
| Briskness : |
562 |
| Attack : |
16216 |
| Power : |
1953 |
| Volition : |
18 |
| Cartography : |
5 |
| Gardening : |
1 |
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= 1000 |
| Principle of Light |
= 1038 |
| Principle of Enthropy |
= 1056 |
| Time Principle |
= 1000 |
| Element Principle |
= 2421 |
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Introduction
My name is Metal Bunny and I want to rule the world
I'll give you a small introduction to my background, on how I grew up.. and what I am planning to do now. Dear reader if you wish to know more about my motives and the like, and wish to see beyond my hide, then I urge you to read the about my theories in my page of The Great and Transcending Doctrine of Metal Bunny
Introduction
My name is Metal Bunny and I want to rule the world
I'll give you a small introduction to my background, on how I grew up.. and what I am planning to do now. Dear reader if you wish to know more about my motives and the like, and wish to see beyond my hide, then I urge you to read the about my theories in my page of The Great and Transcending Doctrine of Metal Bunny.
Origins
I am part of a very special sort of bunny breed. Our fur has metallic properties, so we require little armor. Our skins are tougher than most armor and will stop most strikes and jabs of blade and arrow, if we are trained, naturally.
I grew up as a young bunny, the youngest of a large litter... a very large litter, zounds of litters really. Mom and Dad never seemed to stop humping each other..
At least that's what my older siblings say. You see I am the youngest of them all, and being the smallest of them all, they picked on me and made fun of me. But I was always a jolly fellow and always happy when my parents were around, especially because my siblings dared not to fight each other nor me, when they were around.
But my parents, pretty much the king and queen, having humped too much, passed away due to complicated genital issues.. thus explaining the blessed absence of memories of parents humping. So one could indeed call me a stereotypical little boy who was alone in the world, after they went on.. You know, Hector Malot? Don't get me wrong, suffering everyday, being their little slave, getting scrap meals from my brothers and sisters who always picked on me was just like a slice of heaven.. If heaven were to be a golden palace filled with shards of glass where you're roasted on a fire that burns you from the inside 24 hours a day.
Now I didn't go all emotional back then, unlike some certain youths these days who have zero legitimate reasons to complain. If you didn't get this subtle hint, unlike some Legend Teller I happen to know, this means I did not go 'Emo'. This is not a story about me being a pathetic lonely whiny b*tch who needs to have some realism and rationalism slapped into him.. Now, why didn't I break down? It was because of that one thing, that one goal, that one dream that was driving me onward.
Vengeance.
Simple as that.
I desired not to kill my siblings, I desired to rule over them and make them suffer, like they made me suffer. Make them *my* slaves. So I secretly started training my body and mind. But as I learned great intelligence and amassed some power in my body I realized that, those 2 things were not enough. In the stories and theories that I read, it always lacked something.. bunny.
Until one day I came across the writings of a famous man, who was not a scholar at all, nor even eloquent. And his words were the opposite of erudite. He wasn't even a great warrior, as he looked like the wind could snap him in too and depended on others to protect him. And yet kings and mainly power hungry princes were listening to his advice.. And so did I. As I read his words I learned 2 new arts, the arts of the owl and the arts of the snake.. I learned the difference between wisdom and intelligence and I learned that strength alone is never enough. I immediately started to learn these new skills, meditating and contemplating, learning the arts of wisdom. But it did not dawn on me yet, for I was too fixated on vengeance.
I only became wise enough to really understand my siblings, what kind of intricate jealousies and issues they had. In the meanwhile I tried to better the skills of the snake. At one point I was constantly lying, deceiving and manipulating my dumb siblings, slowly turning them against the smarter siblings who were now behaving as our parents did, like kings and queens.. It worked, the onslaught was magnificent, mainly because all I did, was sit on the side and cheer them on, bwahaha.
With my smarter siblings gone I took control and ruled them. But I hungered for more.. much more.. I wanted everyone to suffer! And so I looked onwards to our neighbours.. and I desired them to suffer too. But my meditations and comtemplations were, unbeknownst to me in the start, becoming al too conflictious with my lies and manipulations.. So I decided to raid every library we and the neighbours had to learn more about the man who helped me gain my true power.
Apparently his name was never written down, although he did refer to himself of being made of metal. For that was the strongest material known to all creaturekind in his primitive days. And with metal he meant that his mind was greater than his body, even if it was but a small portion of his mind. And so I gained the name of Metal Bunny and not because our species is metallic in nature or because I used to torture certain people with certain metal tools, that went into *certain places*..
Those are all lies and propagande, don't listen to that. *Ahem* after some raiding parties I finally found some books that had indeed 'Metal' on the front cover. They were all the same however, and they were all named: "Commentaries on the Metal Man". What I read in the neighboor's books was nothing but criticism against him. But the strange part was that I understood it and agreed with it. It must've been the endless contemplation kicking in, but I learned what was wrong with his theories. After months of arduous further meditation and contemplation I finally saw the truth, no matter how hard I tried to deny it in the end.
I guess it was because of those moments of peace and happiness that I experienced in the presence of my parents. But I did give in, in the end.
I felt.. pity for my siblings and.. I felt some sort of.. regret of me manipulating them into killing their other brothers and sisters.. It was a hard period for me.
But the neighbours, having long lost their once civilised ways, had begun a guerilla war and slowly killed so many of my siblings for whom I now for the first in my life had some.. non aggresive feelings for. And then it hit me. Years of contemplation and meditation finally aligned themselves with my years of lies and deceit.
I finally knew it. What I had to do. I had a new goal and even if it was still world domination, it was now because of different motivations. Read my military ways and beliefs if you wish to know more, but if you are more interested in what kind of individual I am, you should read on..
Personalia
My name is Metal Bunny, apparently, and I like the color green.
I have the Dutch nationality, but am more fluent and eloquent in English; I simply have this exquisite affinity for her broad vocabulary. If you did not understand the previous sentence I suggest you get to know how I am by reading my comments on the live chat, for I practically hibernate on the scene of Willow’s Shop. Well not anymore really.. it's because I am trying to avoid attacks, so I won't get any closer to that dreaded max xp.
But I digress, I believe, so back towards a nobler cause, me. Yes, I am that vain and occasionally arrogant as well. Truly, vanity thy name is Metal Bunny, heh. I have been designated a number by my parents when I came to this world, it was ID# 11799. Which is nice because 7 is my favorite number, although sister # 7777 was a real hag and totally a spoiled princess. But conquering lands have already given me enough satisfaction and incentive in the form even newer conquest campaigns. It is refreshing to say the least and I am certain I will persist in conquering like the Great Khan never ceased to conquer and pillage and plunder.
But once more I digress; yes, my thoughts can be that superfluous. Ah well, I am 19 and am nearly going to one of my newly established colleges, which is an event that gives me so much a nice galore of joy and anticipation that I am nearly giggling like a Japanese anime character in a schoolgirl uniform, although I have always wondered why those 'animes' were in the kitten libraries. I like rock, though the extremes are not my favorites. I am more for the classical and youthful epitomes, such as Aerosmith and Fall Out Boy. I am of the male sex if you hadn’t come to this conclusion yet. That means I am male, you organic wastes. I find this short introductory note sufficient, for now. If you wish to know more, ask and ye shall receive, if I find that a larger group has found interest in my life, one can safely assume that I will put that bit of my glorious and illustrious life on this page.
Should you wish to see more of my more.. eccentric quirks of my most esteemed and worthy character, you should continue to read the most exquisitely awesomely funny ‘quotes and other nonsensical stuff’ section.
Current conundrum
Here you will read about my current agenda, as well as a quick recap of my past endeavours
The first few years of my life
This is described more detailed in the personalia section. Long story short, I played my infantile siblings against the conceited arrogant ones. Using mostly manipulation I gained supreme rulership over my siblings. I then unified the other bunny families through a short succession of wars and diplomatic coercion. I was declared Emperor of the newly founded Bunny Empire. This empire consists mostly of bunnies, not just my own siblings. For instance, the infamous clan of the Schattige Bunnies the Murderous Mippha’s clan both once fierce enemies, now loyal servants.
However, if you have read my doctrines and my ever-changing thoughts on life, then you know that I no longer wish for bunny-kin to suffer. So I had left the majority of my army at home. In the bushes, undergrowth, the vast tunnels, the small islands and even on the rocks of Golemus Golemicarum themselves. I had told them that no enemies were here and that I alone would continue my own dream. It was logical after all, the bunnies were already under my rule and completely happy. And so I set forth to conquer the world. Alone, to prevent further suffering upon my kin.
No man’s land
I thus left the gates of Golemus Golemicarum and entered no man’s land. I quickly learned how to recruit creatures and to focus my own strength into them. A most disturbing sight however, was to meet the majority of this barren land’s strange denizens. Most are humans, and so most are twice as tall as me. I, as a metallic bunny, am by nature large compared to other bunnies, but these humans are even bigger than me. Most of the tale that should come now is a tale of learning, dueling and interacting with the land, of which I believe most of you are already familiar with. I had decided that to rule the world, I would definitely need an army. And so I set forth to create an organization and recruit soldiers into its folds. For more information on this, read my alliance page. But for now, this is my current conundrum. To recruit a large enough army to take over the world.
Quotes and other nonsensical stuff
Eulogy For The BigC (hey that rhymes :D)
Our BigC, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy XP come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily wins.
And lead us not into XP limit,
But deliver us from meager fights.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
This one is for you too, Wodin..
And now a lament for gummy bears, a pure work of pure art by the most majestic Bunny. It was inspired by heartless and cruel humans as they confessed their villainy and crimes against our noble and sweet allies, the gummy bears. It was made to support them, and to emphasize the inhumane nature of humans. After long and hard work, I perfected this poem and I must say, those were the most beautiful and well spent 300 seconds ever.
o_O
Mommy, the weird humans are scaring me...
Why do they crawl in my mind?
Why are they so scary?
They are ever so unkind...
Talking about a cute beary,
While screaming for mercy, it's eviscerated!
Their story in their vanity:
Forced to watch, the bears family is devastated!
They're molesting my sanity!
Why are those helpless gummy bears so hated?
Those people are a profanity!
Their sugary bodies eaten, thus desecrated!
It was like seeing a rolling wave of evil, like a tsunami.
Oh gods, a cruel death for them to be fated!
One worse than they propagate, I just want my mommy...
Sicko's... what did those bears ever do to you?
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Is everything ok today? Not sure? Then ask yourself these questions:
'Did my mirror break while screaming death and horror?'
'Did my kitchen appliances attack me screaming: 'viva la revolution!'?'
'Did my door hit me on the way out saying: 'nice ass babeh'?'
'Do I like RJ?'
If not, then you are just fine in the head my friend. If so, then your mental stability and grip on reality are disturbed enough, so that you can be enlisted in our programme! What is our programme you ask? It's the Imperial Bunny Infantry Division, that is the name of the program, not the actual acronym for the organization mind you. It has other meanings as well. You get the benefit to revel in your psychotic madness while you are participating in our raids and pillages. You get to murder in a horrendous fashion while screaming maniacally. You get to be traumatized even more while witnessing petrifying battlefields full of wonderful rotting corpses while violently adding more blood and gore to the idyllic scene.
Just bid the world and your sanity goodbye, and you will be welcomed into a cold and cruel world full of shiny and squishy violence. Just say: 'I-BID the world and my sanity goodbye!' You will be brainwashed (optional) and enlisted.
*pay is good, but only if you survive
**no dental
***no kittens allowed
****brainwash not optional
*Quotes*
.Renavoid.: *curls up on the bed with the pillows and goes to sleep, enjoying the cool caress of ghostly fingers on my shoulders*
Malazan: I'd just want a vampire bunny. Simple, effective, and deadly
dst: then let's kill MB and then turn him into a vampire
.Shoeps.: :))
Malazan: I dunno if any vampire would be willing to do it. I mean, chewing on a metallic bunny's neck has GOT to be akin to snacking on tinfoil. And that feels nasty
Malazan: Not that...err...I would know
*To clarify, the conversation was about me gaining up on Jonn with activity days, the difference was 2 age, it's now 1..*
.Jonn.: good for you I guess
.Metal Bunny.: wait, that's.. weird
.Jonn.: what?
.Metal Bunny.: cuz I missed a day too, when I was moving and found out my internet wasn't.. you know.. there.. .Metal Bunny.: you missed 2 days! Heretic! Infidel!
.Jonn.: hmm
.Jonn.: I feel so ashamed
.Metal Bunny.: must've had a 'field trip' with your local gopher club huh?
.Metal Bunny.: dirty man
.Jonn.: evil ashamed*
.Jonn.: *blushing* How did you......
.Jonn.: no I want fall for that again
.Jonn.: tricky bunny
.Metal Bunny.: ... that is so going into my quote's list
.Jonn.: aww
.Metal Bunny.: lol
SageWoman: were we not drinking Last...I don't quite remember
WindSpirit08: Stumbles into the sanctuary....
SageWoman: ::looks at tankard::
SageWoman: Windy, did you put LHW in our drinks again?
WindSpirit08: Grabs Sagie from behind....sagie...I luv wu...
SageWoman: Yeah, yeah, I luv you too...now get off me
SageWoman: Whats wrong with you woman?
SageWoman: Where were you?
WindSpirit08: Hic....grins....hic
.Metal Bunny.: ...
SageWoman: ::looks at lastsoldier with confusion::
WindSpirit08: Bobby says hi...tee hee
.Metal Bunny.: that is so going to get quoted
.Shoeps.: the more dirty the more i like it..:))
dst: o_O
.Shoeps.: :))
*To clarify, the conversation is about dst being annoyed at my quest and that I was teasing him.. and then he threatened to come to the Netherlands to find me*
.Metal Bunny.: you're bluffing :P
dst: don't count on that :))
.Metal Bunny.: lol
Manweor: we are already organizing an alliance trip
.Metal Bunny.: lol....
dst: yeah! to come and kis...aaa...kill you MB
Manweor: with a lot of knives
dst: although I guess you will be more groused by the first thing :))
Manweor: XD
.Metal Bunny.: o_O
.Metal Bunny.: run awaaay
.Metal Bunny.: dirty humans trying to molest cute and innocent forest animals!
dst: he he...I scared the Bunny :D
.Metal Bunny.: this is so going to get quoted, gonna make you regret this, lol :P
.SmartAlekRJ.: Hail the Bunny Empire
.Metal Bunny.: I am Awesome!
.Khalazdad.: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Logan Marquis: so wait...irene touched mrd's bob today and it "bloomed"? wow...you two...get a ROOM
DarkPriestess: You call it petey???
MRD: LOL
DarkPriestess: Lol
.Metal Bunny.: LOL
MRD: Logan thats great
.Metal Bunny.: QUOTING TIME
DarkPriestess: damn you Logan
*DP is complaining that MRD didn't hug her.. MRD says he did.. DP replies with:*
DarkPriestess: Not in this condition dear
DarkPriestess: *points at MRD's bob* :P
Logan Marquis: wow...
.Metal Bunny.: see now you're making the jokes yourself..
DarkPriestess: Lol
Logan Marquis: yeah well...
DarkPriestess: NO
DarkPriestess: no
DarkPriestess: o
DarkPriestess: no
Logan Marquis: dp is pervescent.
.Metal Bunny.: that's no fun for us
DarkPriestess: erase that
DarkPriestess: you didn't see that
*dst woes and marries Dark Priestess.., yeah I know, wtf?*
Logan Marquis: by the power vested in me by Mur, Shoeps, the Archivists, and the Legend Speakers...I now pronounce you dst and she who is to be 'dst'd' later...
DarkPriestess: LOL
Logan Marquis: dst...you may now whip the hot-blooded priestess.
.Metal Bunny.: LOL
DarkPriestess: *bends over*
.Metal Bunny.: HAHAHA
Logan Marquis: *the wedding march begins to play but is promptly interrupted with the sound of the Imperial March*
DarkPriestess: :P
.Metal Bunny.: dp is such a naughty girl
DarkPriestess: missed what?
*Lightsage*: Want some bunny stew DP?
DarkPriestess: WHAT?
.SmartAlekRJ.: lol dp
.Metal Bunny.: lol
*Lightsage*: She can talk =D
DarkPriestess: meh... who am I kidding... I am...
*Lightsage is trying to get more friends…*
*Lightsage*: awww...
*Lightsage*: I'll never get my count up like that...
dst: why do you want to get it up?
.Metal Bunny.: lol..
dst: i mean...artificially
.Metal Bunny.: LOL
dst: am I right? or am I right? :D
.Metal Bunny.: dst, i was thinking of something else :P
*5 minutes later ¬_¬*
dst: OMG!!
dst: =))
dst: now I realized what I have said :))
.Metal Bunny.: LOL
Innocence: I can suck on you for a bit, Priestess?
Innocence: *quakes in delight* Priestess, that was the BEST I've --ever-- had!
Innocence: Thank you!!
DarkPriestess: Ooo Inno, I am glad you enjoyed it as much as I did! Rawrr
.Metal Bunny.: o_O
*Sagewoman*: Who's the most awesome and cutest bunny in all Magice Duel?
: Dayredeemer wonders why all the avatars have disappeared..is it my new laptop?
*Sagewoman*: Yes you are. Oh yes you are!
.Metal Bunny.: lambchops...
*Sagewoman*: Yes Your Awesomness?
: .Ailith. laughs
.Metal Bunny.: read my pl
.Metal Bunny.: lambchops
*Sagewoman*: Yes Your Bunny Wunnyness.
: *Sagewoman* puts Metal Bunny down
*Sagewoman*: .......
.Metal Bunny.: lambchops :D
All Hail The Lord Of Bunnies!(\/)(-.-)(..)(..)All Hail The Bunny Empire!
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Introduction
Welcome to the Quest Page of Metal Bunny
That’s me, if you hadn’t noticed yet. No matter, what you will find here are the rules. These come first and are very important, always read the rules first!
After these rules you can go to the pages on the left to see the current quest, with its own instructions. Below that you can see the quest log, filled with no longer ongoing quests, in a reverse chronological order.
Rules:
1. Read the rules and instructions, if I notice you have not read them, you will be disqualified from the quest or part of that quest in question.
2. Unless stated otherwise, send me 1 pm with the answer only, multiple pm's with the same message or answer in nature, will be considered as spam, thus disqualifying you from the quest or part of that quest in question. If you have doubts about me having read the pm, then do not fret, as I will ALWAYS REPLY.
3. Adhere to the rules of the quest, if you disobey them, thus were found cheating, you will be disqualified from not only this quest or part of that quest in question, BUT you will also be disqualified from the entire quest in question as well as the next quest to come.
< b>Introduction
Welcome to the Quest Page of Metal Bunny
That’s me, if you hadn’t noticed yet. No matter, what you will find here are the rules. These come first and are very important, always read the rules first!
After these rules you can go to the pages on the left to see the current quest, with its own instructions. Below that you can see the quest log, filled with no longer ongoing quests, in a reverse chronological order.
Rules:
1. Read the rules and instructions, if I notice you have not read them, you will be disqualified from the quest or part of that quest in question.
2. Unless stated otherwise, send me 1 pm with the answer only, multiple pm's with the same message or answer in nature, will be considered as spam, thus disqualifying you from the quest or part of that quest in question. If you have doubts about me having read the pm, then do not fret, as I will ALWAYS REPLY.
3. Adhere to the rules of the quest, if you disobey them, thus were found cheating, you will be disqualified from not only this quest or part of that quest in question, BUT you will also be disqualified from the entire quest in question as well as the next quest to come.
Current Quest and Instructions MD B-Day Festival Challenge of Team Bunny
Team Bunny came up with one singular, oversized mega challenge, because we’re compensating for something that was huge to begin with.
Our challenge?
Team Bunny’s Awesome Murder Mystery!
Your instructions are simple, solve the murder of the victim. It occurred in a village (the new lands of the tribunal). There are a lot of things you can do, so here is a guideline:
- Initial evidence in crime scene
- Questioning of people in the house/around the crime scene
Make a list of suspects and ascertain the circumstances and find out about:
- Alibis
- Rumours
- Potential motive(s)
Create theories about the circumstances about the murder and investigate to;
- Check backgrounds
- Get more rumours/motivations/alibi’s to backup the theories that you made
- Find more evidence to backup the theories
- Provide a compelling case to find out who killed the victim!
To allow you to recognize who is actually part of our team or important in the challenge, we are trying to change our tags to have TB (Team Bunny) in front of them.
The other thing you should know is that your ability to work together and to adapt, are really important. Besides that, the last and most important thing you should know is that there are ‘Monitoring Characters’, who basically function as Dungeon Masters. We use these because there are no clickies, but also because it gives you greater roleplay freedom. For instance, if you wish to inspect the crime scene, then ask a monitoring character to accompany you to the crime scene and tell him/her that you wish to begin inspecting the crime scene. He/she will describe it for you and you will have total freedom in gathering evidence, or inspecting items, but beware, do something stupid and you will be punished, godmod and you will be disqualified, do something awesome and you will be rewarded.
And realize, that you can die.
However, only the person that died will be affected, not the whole team. The people who died or were disqualified may still observe, they just aren’t allowed to interact with TB people (who will just ignore them) or Monitoring Characters.
The character of Metal Bunny is at the house at the top of the last set of stairs in the new lands, where Mur was standing. Metal Bunny is the Chief Detective, and you are all grunts hungry for promotion. Metal Bunny is also a Monitoring Character. Metal Bunny can help you in two ways. Either as a Monitoring Character that allows you to interact with the environment, or as the Chief Detective, to ask for hints and tips, or just general questions. Beware however, if you ask for hints or tips that it doesn’t quite stick to the spirit of the game and that we will deduct points for that.
Now, go into town and solve the murder!
Interim Quest Interim Quest
All aboard! We’re boarding and leaving for the next destination once more!
That’s right, as is supposed to be, between every quest, the interim quest is held. Or rather continued.
Premise:
You ask me to participate and I send you a riddle in return. You have to solve it, with a good explanation. Depending on how good your explanation is, you get a total of 4 riddles. Upon solving 4 riddles, you get a wishpoint.
Rules:
One account only, no alts
You have 3 tries per riddle
You have explain why you think your answer is correct
Answers without explanations are counted wrong, even if the answer is correct
Working with others is not allowed
If you got the answer wrong, 3 times in a row, you have to wait for 1 month before you may participate again
Pm’ing me for clues will not be answered in a serious manner
Send one pm per try only, any more is spamming and frowned upon
Good Luck! :D
Lambchops all!
Quest Log
The quests listed here are in reverse chronological order, which means the oldest quest is on the bottom. For those who don’t understand it properly yet. This means that all the quests listed here are done. It’s a log, not a folder of current ongoing quests. Once more; these quests are finished!
Metal Bunny's Malicious and Delicious and Malformed Diamond of Mental Misery with the Sublime Sigil of Superior and Stressful Suffering of Dastardly and Diabolical Doom!
This quest was specifically designed to use mechanism that people were familiar with, such as decoding, but to integrate them into a complex whole. It then went outside the box and used colour rather than shape to create a coded language. Its complexity was intensified by adding extra layers of coding and puzzling, in the form of shapes and numbers, which were all necessary to solve the riddle which was needed to solve the puzzle. The riddle was, unlike the interim quest, deliberately made easy, as it was predicted and very evident that it was the hardest quest made so far. After 9 months and tons of hints and clues, only 1 person solved it. Quest was a success in my eyes, though the ones who may have lost some sleep may beg to differ
Woodman’s Quest and Eye for Detail
This quest first involved riddles. Lots of them. After you solved the riddles, you got pieces of paper with a lot of things drawn on them. You had to put them together and solve the main riddle, by encircling the letters that spelled the answer in the pieces of paper. It turns out that people are even worse at reading and obeying instructions than I thought, so I had to simplify the quest, twice. It went from woodman’s quest, to eye for detail and didn’t require any riddles to be solved, and it became easier to know if the letters were correct. Good reactions on this one, after the double simplification
Lol-disease
This quest was roleplay orientated, but it backfired a bit, since people had a tendency to use excessive violence and torture to cure the disease. The disease’s only symptom was saying lol too much, but the cure was quickly found. It was using some other word as a stop word, so that you wouldn’t overuse lol. Good roleplayers received a wishpoint.
Mini-Quests Quest
This quest was a bit different and inspired by an old, now inactive RPC, it consisted of 18 mini quests. Each mini quest gave a point, a fraction of a point, or multiple points. Rewards, being either a spell doc, or a wish point, for a higher price, would be given when the player had enough points. Higher mind power level also increased the price of both rewards.
Dragon’s Quest
Player’s had to solve a riddle.
The reward was 1 wish point.
There was another riddle, easier one, which would give a clue for reward.
Helping Nelya
This quest was a normal riddle and when people solved it, they were rewarded with a clue for Nelya’s quest, which gave a wish point.
Helping Wodin
This quest was a normal riddle and when people solved it, they were rewarded with a clue on how to beat Wodin’s ritual. Which was a standard quest back then for a reward.
Helping Simplyzero
This quest was, unsurprising, also a normal riddle and when people solved it, unsurprisingly enough, they were rewarded with, not a clue, but a piece of paper which was part of the quest itself. This quest rewarded a drachorn.
All Hail The Lord Of Bunnies!
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All Hail The Bunny Empire!
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Welcome to the BM
Welcome fair traveler and well met indeed. But wait! Is that… knowledge I hear rambling in your mind? Well if it is, then you must be itching to trade it and what other place better than to spend it all on the great big BM!
If you would like to know about how this fair market of ours works, then by all means, go to the alliance page of our patron, .Metal Bunny.
If you forgot how to initiate a trade, then here is a reminder. Start the message with the vendor, the title and desired label, then your name (or anonymous), then the knowledge and last but not least, the proof, if applicable.
Also, a reminder, the only rules the BM has, are the rules that govern this realm. Therefore we will not accept purely malicious and harmful rumours, directed purely at ruination of one´s reputation or persona. Nor will we accept any Sci-Fi information about this popular and fictional realm called ‘Real Life’. And as we abide by the rules, we will abide by other statements our deity Mur has made. We will not accept any information regarding the acquisition of Inner Magic Documents nor Wishpoints or other rewards of such nature, given by those entrusted with that task by our deity.
Please, look with your eyes and enjoy your stay.
Welcome to the BM
Welcome fair traveler and well met indeed. But wait! Is that… knowledge I hear rambling in your mind? Well if it is, then you must be itching to trade it and what other place better than to spend it all on the great big BM!
If you would like to know about how this fair market of ours works, then by all means, go to the alliance page of our patron, .Metal Bunny.
If you forgot how to initiate a trade, then here is a reminder. Start the message with the vendor, the title and desired label, then your name (or anonymous), then the knowledge and last but not least, the proof, if applicable.
Also, a reminder, the only rules the BM has, are the rules that govern this realm. Therefore we will not accept purely malicious and harmful rumours, directed purely at ruination of one´s reputation or persona. Nor will we accept any Sci-Fi information about this popular and fictional realm called ‘Real Life’. And as we abide by the rules, we will abide by other statements our deity Mur has made. We will not accept any information regarding the acquisition of Inner Magic Documents nor Wishpoints or other rewards of such nature, given by those entrusted with that task by our deity.
Please, look with your eyes and enjoy your stay.
The stories vendor
Hail and well met, how are you doing on this particularly fine day?
Well, I got just the thing! You see, I do not just simply have stories, I also have fine anecdotes of high style perfect for that formal party you have looking with hesitation against! Indeed, all I sell will help you into becoming a more rounded and sophisticated gentleman or defined and gracious lady.
Still not sold?
Well, I’m not normally allowed to do this, but, I could give you a free sample, just to start you off. Give you an idea.
-A story about the nature of animals – source; anonymous – Native American background-
There was once a great land filled with all sorts of creatures, diverse in species as well as character, or so they thought. You see, once there came a great black cloud over the great plain. And the great cloud grew and grew until it had pushed away all the blue sky of old days. The great black cloud then started to drop water, in tiny droplets first, but then it swiftly came in great torrents, first feeding the thirsty ground, but soon it flooded the rivers themselves, forcing them to conquer the land.
The animals of the great plain soon realized that their land would be divided in two. And seeing the hills to the west, all the animals decided to quickly cross the river and go for the hills. Dog and Scorpion were the last ones to cross. Dog was about to cross over when he heard Scorpion’s pleas. ‘Please take me on your back, reverent Dog, I beg of you, I would die if not for you!’ Dog thought for a moment and answered: ‘No, you would only sting me while I was swimming, drowning us both!’ The Scorpion quickly replied: ‘No, that is not true, I am a kind person, I even helped the poor baby spider stuck on a cactus once, please I beg of you, take me with you!’ The dog thought back and remembered that this was true and so answered: ‘Very well, I will take you with me, hop on my back.’
The Dog and Scorpion were halfway across the river, when all of a sudden; the Scorpion stung the Dog in his back with his venomous tail. The Dog whimpered and asked with his last breath: ‘Why..?’ The Scorpion, about to drown, answered: ‘I panicked, it… it was in my nature.’
-END-
What did you think about that one? There may be many more stories such as these. In fact, here are the deals for buying at my stall.
You have to trade in 1 story or fine anecdote and in return you have unlimited access for 1 week to all the stories and anecdotes in this stall.
Now, please, peruse my wares!
In store: 1 pieces
0 Anecdotes
1 Stories
- About the ‘hundredth idiot’
If you wish to trade, please, ask the vendor, .Metal Bunny.
The theories and ideas vendor
Come see my stall, quick and come see my ware! I assure you, it is the best of all things speculative and enlightening! I believe such great wares require no grand introduction, these wares speak for themselves!
But wait, what is the deal you ask? Good question, You have to trade in 1 theory or idea and in return you have unlimited access for 1 week to all the theories and ideas in this stall. However, they have to be related to this realm, no nonsensical Sci-Fi for me.
Now please, look upon my wares!
In store: 1 pieces
1 theories
- 1 theory pertaining the blooming of bob
0 ideas
If you wish to trade, please, ask the vendor, .Metal Bunny.
The advanced tips vendor
Welcome, welcome, please stay a while. As my wares can be quite… complex, but don’t be so hasty to leave! They are very usefull indeed. If you bought something, you could learn from it, one could for example, learn about a good way to gain stats in a very fast way.
The deal I give you is the a good one, contribute an advanced tip, so that is a tip, better than the ones you see in the top of your screen, and you have total access to all the tips for 1 week. However, the tips may be about roleplaying as well, not just ways to get stronger, or on how to learn to use good rituals.
Now please, peruse my wares!
In store: 3 pieces
1 Advanced tip about getting stronger
- Sacrificing and stats
2 Advanced tips about roleplaying
- A few do’s and don’t’s while roleplaying
- A good thing to keep in mind and even to advance with leaps in this realm
If you wish to trade, please, ask the vendor, .Metal Bunny.
The rumors vendor
Ah, you come to my stall? My, my, aren’t we in for a bit of fun, eh? Or perhaps even a bit of a surprise…
Time will tell, time will tell. Now, on to business. But I must say, the rumors you find here, can usually be found or heard from others around in this realm for free. But sometimes, you have to dig deep, and sometimes those rumors won’t reach you, because they are about you. Hahaha, well, maybe you are more mischievous and want to create a rumor, no?
The deal I offer you is very good, you just give me 1 rumor and I grant you free access to all the rumors, for 1 week.
Now, quick, quick, take a look… Quick, before they go bad.
In store: 7 pieces
4 Rumors
-Dst, Bob and Z and their fiery relationship!
- The cake is a lie!
- A most appalling rumor about .Jonn.
- A lead on personal info, such as activity days, about .Metal Bunny.
3 General secrets, or at this level, not commonly known information
- This market and its effect on the realm
- The portrayed and real size of the map of this realm
- How to calculate activity days
Now you must realize that rumors can eventually turn out to be true, or false. And if that appears to be so in future, then 1 week after the news is out, the knowledge will have been spoiled and will be thrown away. No good selling bad goods now is it?
If you wish to trade, please, ask the vendor, .Metal Bunny.
But eh, if you have gotten a taste for, certain types of information, you might… want to go ‘round the back. I have some friends there; you could perhaps trade with them, knowledge of a more, discreet basis.
Level 1
What’s this? We dun sell no nut’in’ here. Get lo-, knowledge you say? Interesting, quite interesting. Well, you are in level 1 of the Black Market, and I sell Secrets that are generally not hard to find out. F’rinstance, if you look down, you can see in the display here, that I, for example, sell a certain fact about .Metal Bunny., as well as his birth name… Interesting no?
The deal is a nice one, because these secrets are not hard to find out. So, you give me 1 secret and you get free access to all the shop’s inventory for 1 week. If you do it anonymously however, you will only have access for 1 day, IF it’s a good secret. Otherwise you just sell it to the rumor vendor over there. However, if you got proof, it would be far more interesting and I would increase your access with 3 weeks, even if you are anonymous.
So, go take a look
In store: 6 pieces
6 General secrets
- .Metal Bunny., and his current number of alts?
- Personal info, like his true amount of total xp, about .Metal Bunny.
- The little knowledge known about the letters appearing around the realm
- Earlier existence of mp8 and the now, fading legend of Deetn
- How players, even young ones, gained 7 different kinds of principles
- Our deity, .Muratus del Mur., has an alt. A very old alt.
If you wish to trade, please, ask the dude trying to hide in the shadows there, .Metal Bunny.
Level 2
Mmmh? Whaddaya want? Oh, information? You’re in luck, I have that indeed. However, unlike the others, I don’t give away my secrets so easily. Sure I give information about I-BID ranks and other generally secret information, like possible long lost spells.
However, my information is more valuable than other secrets below me. So if you trade with me 1 secret, you will get 1 week access to half the inventory, rounded down, not including your own. The rest has the same deal as level 1, as in: If you do it anonymously, you will only have access for 1 day, IF it’s a good secret. Otherwise you just sell it to the rumor vendor over there. However, if you got proof, it would be far more interesting and I would increase your access with 3 weeks, even if you are anonymous.
Now for the inventory
In store: 7 pieces
2 General secrets
- Knowledge concerning a long lost spell
- Good information for the mp6, going back to mp5
5 Secrets about I-BID
- 5 Unknown I-BID ranks (each rank counts as 1 such secret)
You need to go to the dude who is looking all shady and is sniffing pixie dust to trade, his name is .Metal Bunny.
Level 3
Psssst, hey you. Hey, pssst, you over there. Yes you, come over here. C’mon, you’ll like it; you know you will, because I have some of the finest wares in the marketplace. C’mon just check it out and then decide. This level has all sorts of Indications of plans plotted or suspicions of alliances.
Good, good. Now look, looks nice no? But remember, if you trade with me 1 secret, you will get 1 week access to half the inventory, rounded down, not including your own. The rest has the same deal as level 1, as in: If you do it anonymously, you will only have access for 1 day, IF it’s a good secret. Otherwise you just sell it to the rumor vendor over there. However, if you got proof, it would be far more interesting and I would increase your access with 3 weeks, even if you are anonymous.
Here’s the inventory’s summation
In store: 3 pieces
2 General secrets
- Secret experiments inside Necrovion
- The legend behind .Wodin Ullr. and how it affects you
1 Secret concerning secret alliances
-The ‘brotherhood’
To buy my beautiful wares, which I know you want to, you will have to talk to .Metal Bunny., I am just a frontman.
Level 4
A customer? Here? Must be something quite special then. I never get that many costumers, mainly because I sell more ‘expensive and luxurious’ goods. Indeed, from here on out, things will get expensive at best. Yes, I specialize in secrets about personal information, handy for light blackmail.
The deal I have is a bit more expensive than other, cheaper levels. For each secret you trade in, you will get 2 secrets in return. Or less if there are less than 2. You get to pick them. However, these 2 secrets, though small in number, will be under permanent access. But then again, proof, like some quoted chat log, has to be given. A lot better proof must be given if you wish to be anonymous.
Now for the inventory
In store: 4 pieces
3 General secrets
- Information about the knife that killed Marind Bell and its effects on us today
- Dire information about the loreroot alliance
- More details about the secret experiments inside Necrovion
1 Secrets concerning grave personal information
- The white cube and its importance to events occurring in the world
If you wish to instigate a trade, talk to my main man here, .Metal Bunny.
Alternatively, I have been given permission to go ahead and sell you 1 secret, for 1 silver coin.
Beware though, if a lot of people start buying, inflation might bump these prices up.
Level 5
What’s that? A costumer? Forgive me, but it has been so long and costumers are quite rare these days. My wares too. But that just means they have a very heft price. I have information about all sorts of intimate secrets concerning all sorts of minor dark relationships. All very handy to know, maybe even lifesaving.
The deal I have, is the same as that of level 4. Namely, for each secret you trade in, you will get 2 secrets in return. Or less if there are less than 2. You get to pick them. However, these 2 secrets, though small in number, will be under permanent access. But then again, proof, like some quoted chat log, has to be given. A lot better proof must be given if you wish to be anonymous. You remember it, yes?
Here are my wares, rare and delicious
In store: 2 pieces
2 General secrets
- The real name of Zleiphneir
- The mystery about the underground gazebo
0 Secrets concerning dark relationships
If you wish to trade, look for the waist-high Bunny with the crown and scepter, .Metal Bunny.
Alternatively, I have been given permission to go ahead and sell you 1 secret, for 4 silver coins.
Beware though, if a lot of people start buying, inflation might bump these prices up.
Level 6
Costumers who buy something from me, may be considered to be as rare as the ware’s themselves, no? Logically speaking, this has to be the case, heh. I cater grave secrets able to bring ignominy and failure or great success. All depends on what you do with them really. But realize, great potential comes with them.
Now, my wares are ridiculously pricey and rare, therefore you must trade my wares 1 for 1, with permanent access. Anonymous is not an option and great care must be taken to backup your information. If there is less proof, it’s value will naturally go down and enter level’s 5,4,3 and maybe even 2 or 1. By the way, this goes for all the information you wish to trade, really. We take great pride in being truthful, especially in our more ‘shady’ stores.
Now take a gander upon some of the rarest and dangerous information around
In store: 1 pieces
1 I-BID secrets
- The secret to becoming a consul
0 General secrets
If you think you have something equally valuable, then please, do not hesitate nor tarry and speak with .Metal Bunny., such great secrets deserve respect no?
Alternatively, I have been given permission to go ahead and sell you 1 secret, for 30 silver coins.
Beware though, if a lot of people start buying, inflation might bump these prices up.
Level 7
Costumer’s? Hah! Funny joke, we don’t even have wares most of the time. I cater severe secrets that threaten the global balance. Something like Dst and No one, taking over the alliances, with the intent and means to keep them and influence the realm to their own glory and desire. But that didn’t happen, so seeing grave secrets of that nature here is extremely rare.
So… wares that come here, or rather that one piece of vital information, is almost a secret upon itself. You will require great information and proof beyond reasonable doubt, or else it will be shipped into a lower level. You can trade for 1 against 1, with permanent access and anonymity is not allowed. I wonder though, why you’d bother come looking here, usually there is nothing here and even if there is, you wouldn’t be able to afford it anyway.
Now look upon the power of information, if it is even there… ¬_¬
In store: 0 pieces
0 General secrets
Though I doubt you being able to afford anything here, if you wish it to nonetheless, contact .Metal Bunny..
Special requests
*You see a man standing on a far away corner of the BM, you walk up towards him and see him leaning against a wall, looking quite bummed and sad. The man is wearing a sign around his neck, where upon the sign is sloppily written: ‘Special requests’
A customer? Hah! As if Mur is that bountiful. Almost no one comes here. The only less visited place is the infamous 7th back alley. I deal with items in one’s inventory. These things are naturally rare and we only very rarily make them. So often we have to trade our way to get the item. The price is naturally really high, so you might try better to trade it for yourself. So that brings us, as usual, back to the items we create. You can see why am I moping around here eh? This job is so boring… I never get to sell anything at these high prices. But fret not, they are quite negotiable, you see, I overheard that my boss is willing to sell items for silver coins. However, you will have to go to the Master for that, .Metal Bunny.
So… I guess I’ll see you later? Uh.. Come visit me, please? It gets so lonely here…
And with that, you can do nothing but stare at the strange attention-starved man.
All Hail The Lord Of Bunnies!
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All Hail The Bunny Empire!
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| The Great and Transcending Doctrine of Metal Bunny |
To truly understand what is written here, it would be best if you read my Great and Transcending Introduction of Metal Bunny first and then continued here.
Warning, this page has earned allegations concerning it, being extremely boring and very unlike the jolly and awesome Bunny. I agree, as it's not supposed to be entertaining, it is for teaching and informing purposes, the awesomeness however, is still applicable.
I wished to rule the world, for I wished to make everyone suffer
But no more.. I still have the same goal, to rule the world that is, but my motivation and thus my dream has changed.
What exactly was it that hit me that day? It was the notion that evil and good control you, if you do not control them.
Good and evil are subjective, as it always depends on the perspective on what is right and wrong and thus good and evil. What a person does is always good and right in his mind, for else he would not do it. Unless hypnotized by some form of spell or seduced by certain attractive individuals of his or her species..
The repurcussions of this nature of good, and thus evil, makes it so that the world is a cruel and unfair place.
It is because interests and desires, when among multiple people with individual minds and thus individual ideas of what is good, will also collide with each other.
This is the basis of what I percieve as evil really. It exists because there are multiple ideas of good, and when good and good collide, one will always suffer. And when good loses, it is per definition seen as unfair and/or cruel. Why do they collide?
Because no man is equal and thus one will always be the better man. And every man does what he desires, for that is good in his mind. Thus the conditions are created which are perfect for calling this world nothing more than organized anarchy at best.
So basically what I just said now, is that I see the world filled with individuals who all think what they are doing is good. No man is equal thus, some good will lose and that is the source of evil in my opinion, for when good loses, it is experienced as unfair or generally a bad thing.
It's like that big fat bully in the cafeteria who takes your lunch money, because it feels.. so.. good..
Or this nerd who is maimed by a measly and insignificant arachnid and then by some freak of nature takes his unjust revenge on the bully..
Indeed, evil is the loss of good.
But why is what one desires considered as good?
Because that what one desires makes one happy and being happy is a good thing, see the circle definition here?
Making people my slaves and making them suffer made me happy, even though I was generally considered as evil. But what I later on realised, what hit me was when wisdom hit me pretty hard.
It was balance.
I realised then that when my good won, a lot more evil was created. Basically what was written above.
Now what I learned from my meditations was that everything was forced to adhere to the laws of balance, simply because of it's logical structure. More on this later on, I like to keep this short and simple, unlike a person named Kant. What I thought of was that I had learned misery and suffering first, before I learned happiness as a little bunny. I was mistreated by my sibling's, but that suffering made me enjoy my time with my parents even more. Nigh making me happy.
I had to learn the meaning of one extreme to learn the other extreme. Food never tastes the same after you have suffered true hunger. Peace is not the same thing, if you never experienced war. Those who have, have become so much more grateful, so much more.. happy. And so, to gain true happiness, one must first learn what the opposite is.
Once I learned what true happiness was, I truly enjoyed every moment in my life, even the bad ones. It's as if one has transcended the bad portions of life.. as if I didn't have to suffer anymore..
However, the lifespan of us intelligent creatures always seems so long. And boredom could strike. To continuously keep ourselves entertained or happy, one needs a goal, a desire, which will make us happy, just by trying to reach it. I chose my goal with a specific purpose. The goal to rule the world, mainly because I could then, not just enjoy true happiness for a mere moment, I could enjoy it for long extended periods of time.
-To read more on the subject of ruling for happiness, read more at the very end of this page, or go to my Protector Statement page-
But how to obtain that happiness exactly? To make one suffer my fate would be cruel and pointless, there is no need for voluntary self mutilation or torture, nay. But one does require evil, to learn good, and thus true happiness. What I suggest is that one learns to control evil. Enslave it! Force it to our own purpose, to use it for good.
This however, due to the laws of balance is a very delicate and complicated matter.
I'll give you some examples. To know the true blessed meaning of peace, one needs to know the atrocities of war. To know the true blessing of food, one needs to know the power of hunger. What I suggest is not to force people into committing and observing atrocities or to deprive them of food. No, what I suggest is that those who do wish to obtain happiness, is to let them fight a mini war or fictional ones, like via accurate and graphical reenactments and let them learn about other wars and it's crimes.
The same with hunger, to let them, if they wish it so, experience hunger, under the guidance of health professionals. To let them learn, in a controlled environment, so that they may come closer to true happiness.
That has become my true goal.
To rule the world so that under my guidance, such activities can be maintained in professional institutes.
That under my guidance, true happiness may be obtained by those who wish it so.
If you are interested, pm me or read more in my protector statement.
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| The Great and Transcending Protectorate of Metal Bunny |
The Comments of Bunny, on how to rule and how to maintain his doctrine
Basically, to rule in a virtuous way is, unless one is real quesy and pansy excuse of a leader, exceedingly much more difficult for a ruler, than to rule on impulses and the suffering of the people. I myself, having suffered as a 'commoner' and my talents being shunned and not appreciated, have learned that a virtuous and meritocratic rule is far more benificiary for not just the people, but the ruler too.
And since in all nature's creature's there is an innate desire to only help thyself, and only thyself, I had chosen not just this path, that of being a ruler, but also this pace, that of being virtuous and meritocratic.
So basically, in my case, happiness of others creates happiness for me, which in turn, creates happiness for them. A perpetuum mobile does not exist, so yes, the cost of this is higher. One shoulders more responsibility, more tasks and thus has to do his best to create more happiness to compensate for it.
To be continued :P
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